I’m in a mess, I’m in a dress There’s nothing from here till tomorrow morning How will I get there? How will I get there? I don’t do drugs All my friends are on their holidays I go outside, it’s not so bad I see my friend and he couldn’t believe that The girls are holding hands The girls are holding hands Don’t be a fool It’s 1995, the girls are just friends They got the drugs I could use but then I don’t need any All that I want is a photograph of Photo Jenny How will I get one? I don’t know How will I get one? I don’t know How will I get her to strike a pose? It’s getting cold, I’ll catch the bus I’ll see my friend when she’s finished working Get some fish and chips La-da-da-da-da What’s on the box? ‘Man About The House' with Paula Wilcox You see the boy/girls at the bar Now everyone thinks she’s really ugly But I shut my eyes Oh I shut my eyes I’ll make a film And the star of it is And the star of it is And the star of it is Photo Jenny They got the drugs I could use but then I don’t need any All that I want is a photograph of Photo Jenny How will I get one? I don’t know How will I get one? I don’t know How will I get her to strike a pose?